Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
Now I’ve already seen some posts about how alien torture doesn’t affect humans and human torture doesn’t affect aliens that way
And I’ve got another one
Tickling.
Complete sensory overload. Leaving them unable to move. The aliens would be sooooo bummed, having thought they’d finally found the humans’ weakness, but then when they do it the humans think they just want to be friends??
“You do that for fun?? You do that for your friends???”
* cut to aliens run for their lifes scared as hell*
2p Russia: “You actually did it? Why don’t we talk?”
Viktor would be shocked and impressed…someone actually did it. He would look them over before inviting them out for a drink with him. Whether it be for a coffee, tea, or vodka date, he would want to get to know them. Viktor would enjoy testing them to see how far they can go, but overall he would be very impressed someone actually met his standards. He wouldn’t say it out loud…but they would have his full attention.
2p France: *shrugs and sighs* “Wear a jacket then. Or pants.” Francois would just shrug and sigh. He wouldn’t want to have to get her a whole new wardrobe, but he wouldn’t want to deal with the school either. He would just groan at the whole situation and want it to handle itself. Francois would offer her a jacket or a pair of jeans so she could stay in dress code, but other than that he would tell her just to wear what she wanted.
2p Canada: “You had a dress code?” Matt would forget that schools had dress codes in the first place. He would sigh and look at what was out of dress code before offering to get her more appropriate clothes. Though he would think the entire dress code was dumb, but wouldn’t want his daughter to get in too much trouble with the school. He would always tell her that a good flannel could fix it, but it would be mostly a joke.
2p America: “The fuck?” Allen would look at his daughter’s outfit and blink. She got dress-coded? What for being a bad ass? He would roll his eyes and go over the dress code again before having her go through her closet and separate it so her dress code appropriate clothes are all together. Other than that, he would tell her to wear what she wants since she is basically an adult. Allen wouldn’t be explicitly telling her to stick it to the man…but he totally would say it…
2p England: “Oh dear me…I guess we have to buy you new clothes.” Oliver would immediately apologize to her for letting her get into trouble. He would offer to buy her a whole school appropriate wardrobe that way she didn’t get into trouble again…and he would post the dress code checklist by the door so she could check her outfit before leaving in the future. Oliver wouldn’t want his little angel in any form of trouble.
2p China: *laughs* “That is it? Well then.” Zhao would think she got into serious trouble, but once he heard it was dress code he would start to laugh. He would tell her to play the culture card first, but if she didn’t or it didn’t work he would sigh before reading it again and looking at her wardrobe before telling her to figure it out. If she needed some new clothes to fit the dress code, he would give her his card and a limit. Zhao would say dress codes were dumb anyways and that he hated them.
2p Russia: “Then let’s fix it.” Viktor would stare at the dress code before sighing and looking at her outfit and raising an eyebrow. If she got dress coded then she knew she was out of line. He would go through her wardrobe and make a school section before telling her that if it happened again they would have a talk. Other than that, he would leave it in her hands. She was an adult, or close enough, she could handle herself.
2p Germany: “Dress-coded? Oh I did so much worse in school…” Lutz would laugh and tell his daughter that he did so much worse in high school. Though he would offer to help her figure out what was okay to wear to school, but he would tell her just to get by the staff and not worry too much. Lutz would teach her all the tricks to sneaking it by the teacher’s notice that way he didn’t have to buy her new clothes…also he would totally want her to stick it to the man like she did.
2p Italy: “What is wrong with this outfit?” Luciano would sigh and run a hand through his hair, he looked over her outfit and deemed it fine. He would roll his eyes and read the dress code over before just telling her to hide the straps under a trendy wind-breaker or pull the shorts down when the teachers were around. He wouldn’t have time to go through her whole wardrobe and he would think the dress code itself was dumb.
2p Japan: *shrugs* Kuro wouldn’t care. His daughter knew the dress code, if she didn’t dress for it, then she could handle it. She was in control of her wardrobe and he thought she was fine wearing what she wanted. He would just hand her the dress code and tell her to look it over again. He wouldn’t tell her she was wrong or to change anything, she would learn where the line was.
It is illegal to contact the humans, as they wear an evolutionary scar from their time as prey. It is known as “fear” and it makes them volatile and unpredictable.
