Yugioh Characters As Things I Say While Driving:
Yugi: *whines* Why did that guy flip me off?? I didn’t even do anything wrong!
Yami: *mutters* Fucking idiots…
Joey: Up yours too, ya dumb broad!
Marik: *singing along to Adam Lambert songs*
Ryou: *passive aggressively* No, that’s fine, don’t use your turn signal. I’m a mind-reader, I don’t need it.
Bakura: If you even try to change the radio station, I’m dumping you on the side of the road.
Kaiba: “YOU’RE A THIRD RATE DUELIST WITH A FOURTH RATE DECK!”
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Canon Birthdays
According to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, this is all the characters whose birthdays have been declared canon. To help everyone out, I’ve put them all here in order.
January
Katsuya Jonouchi/Joey Wheeler – 25
February
Ryoji Otogi/Duke Devlin – 28
March
Ryota Kajiki/Mako Tsunami – 1
April
Ishizu Ishtar – 5
Hiroto Honda/Tristan Taylor – 19
May (none)
June
Yugi Mutou – 4
July
Mokuba Kaiba – 7
Insector Haga/Weevil Underwood – 21
Atem/Yami Yugi – 26
August
‘Bandit’ Keith Howard – 12
Anzu Mazaki/Tea Gardener – 18
September
Ryou Bakura – 2
October
Solomon Mouto/Sugoroku Muto/Grandpa – 4
Pegasus J. Crawford/Maximilion Pegasus – 8
Thief King Bakura – 25
Seto Kaiba – 25
November
Kujaku Mai/Mai Valentine – 20
December
Marik Ishtar – 23
Rex Raptor – 29
Seto, in Duelist Kingdom: I trust exactly zero people outside of Mokuba
Seto, in Battle City: I might have to work with Yami to save Mokuba but that’s it.
Seto, in the Battle City finals: Alright this guy can use my card but that’s it.
Seto, in the Orichalcos Arc: Since he’s still around after I lost all of the reason literally anyone outside of Mokuba and Isono would stay I guess I kind of trust him to bring my soul back
Seto, in Memory World: Alright maybe this magic stuff is real and I might be friends.
Atem: *leaves*
Seto: this is so past not fine
Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that’s well-written and a sentence that’s, well, written..
comic sands
This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.
I’m sorry, the old Harley can’t come to the phone right now
( ‘cause she’s off her shift already and she’ll be back in the morning call her later please )
just an Alice
toons be questing
¯_(ツ)_/¯
How would the questers react if someone booped them on the nose?
theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???
THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY
THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE
lusttown
since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”
MURDERTOWN
the gluttony one is called flavortown
pls stop




