rain-love-poetry:

Yugioh Characters As Things I Say While Driving:

Yugi: *whines* Why did that guy flip me off?? I didn’t even do anything wrong!

Yami: *mutters* Fucking idiots…

Joey: Up yours too, ya dumb broad!

Marik: *singing along to Adam Lambert songs*

Ryou: *passive aggressively* No, that’s fine, don’t use your turn signal. I’m a mind-reader, I don’t need it.

Bakura: If you even try to change the radio station, I’m dumping you on the side of the road.

Kaiba: “YOU’RE A THIRD RATE DUELIST WITH A FOURTH RATE DECK!”

Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Canon Birthdays

oneinathousandwords:

According to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, this is all the characters whose birthdays have been declared canon. To help everyone out, I’ve put them all here in order.

January

Katsuya Jonouchi/Joey Wheeler – 25

February

Ryoji Otogi/Duke Devlin – 28

March

Ryota Kajiki/Mako Tsunami – 1

April

Ishizu Ishtar – 5

Hiroto Honda/Tristan Taylor – 19

May (none)

June

Yugi Mutou – 4

July

Mokuba Kaiba – 7

Insector Haga/Weevil Underwood – 21

Atem/Yami Yugi – 26

August

‘Bandit’ Keith Howard – 12

Anzu Mazaki/Tea Gardener – 18

September

Ryou Bakura – 2

October

Solomon Mouto/Sugoroku Muto/Grandpa – 4

Pegasus J. Crawford/Maximilion Pegasus – 8

Thief King Bakura – 25

Seto Kaiba – 25

November

Kujaku Mai/Mai Valentine – 20

December

Marik Ishtar – 23

Rex Raptor – 29

pharaohskeep:

Seto, in Duelist Kingdom: I trust exactly zero people outside of Mokuba

Seto, in Battle City: I might have to work with Yami to save Mokuba but that’s it.

Seto, in the Battle City finals: Alright this guy can use my card but that’s it.

Seto, in the Orichalcos Arc: Since he’s still around after I lost all of the reason literally anyone outside of Mokuba and Isono would stay I guess I kind of trust him to bring my soul back

Seto, in Memory World: Alright maybe this magic stuff is real and I might be friends.

Atem: *leaves*

Seto: this is so past not fine

megatraven:

robbieradiant:

batbitequeen:

konkeydongcountry:

first-day-of-summer:

robbieradiant:

mothiraffe:

robbieradiant:

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

lusttown

since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”

MURDERTOWN

the gluttony one is called flavortown

pls stop