Author: Time Lizzy Saint

Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.

oak23:

zennim:

witch-with-a-dick:

oak23:

Mattel: Barbie has had numerous careers over the years

Me: but not…. Assassin

barbies definitely been an asassin. she just doesnt tell people so she can keep her friends safe

what kind of profession allows and demand the changing to multiple careers?

barbie have always been an assassin, all other jobs were just cover and disguises 

Y’all are right. It explains why Jem and Bratz are dead.

The Majestic Bloopers of Prince Roman

winnie-the-patton:

We love Roman, even during his… not so princely moments

Cuz his smile is literal sunshine

And his screams are as dramatic as his soul

His love of Crofters is matched only by Logan

His hair always looks okay, cuz a prince has GOT to slay

(also jfc this moment ^)

He’s SO excited to share his ideas

I mean just look at this precious cinnamon roll!

We love you Roman, even your bloopers are royal perfection! ❤

sonansu:

ariverofmilk:

cranquis:

medicallybrunette:

wayfaringmd:

portentsofwoe:

this is a hell of a ride isnt it? this is a horror show

As a Christian physician this both embarrasses and enrages me.

^^ I second this 

^^thirded.

“And if you DO get sick, you don’t need Tamiflu, you need TammyFayeFlu!”

I’m so embarrassed… having faith does NOT MEAN sitting around doing none of the work, God did not inspire people to make medical discoveries and advancements so people can sit around and avoid using the blessings of modern medicine at their disposal.

Relying on faith alone is for the weak and deprived, not for those who have the resources to work towards what they need…

this is so messed up too because the antivac movement is already rampant in america and the flu is super strong this year and literally EVERYONE has it and it’s one of the worst seasons we’ve had in years but yeah god will protect u. not like He gave us tools to protect ourself or anything!!!

baku:

baku:

baku:

last night i had a dream where i died and went to heaven and i was sat in a room with my mother, and it turns out i had life stats. one of the stats was ‘times you sexually thought about vore’ and it said ‘73 times’ and my mother asked what vore was and an angel explained and my mother looked at me, shook her head, and walked out the room

apparently so but apparently god kinkshames you by telling your family in front of you

this is not a post i want to be reminded of