intranet:

gnarlykickflip:

intranet:

They deserve more respect from the general public…

who?

The retail worker reading this

shampooligan:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible

haiku-robot:

heatherwitch:

Small devotional acts.

• Learn more about the history
  of witchcraft
• Practice divination
• Light a torch, lantern, or
  even a match
• Thank her when you go through
  crossroads or intersections
• Listen to music that makes you
  feel witchy or powerful
• Do small, simple spells
• Wear jewelry that reminds you
  of her
• Burn candles; blue, black or
  white.
• Think of her when you pass
  graveyards
• Stand outside at night and
  listen to all the sounds
• Dedicate a small part of the
  night to her
• Read stories about ghosts or
  spirits
• Burn incense blends that make
  you feel magical and in control
• Greet animals, especially ones
  with black fur
• Go on nighttime adventures
• Wear makeup or clothes that
  make you feel powerful and confident
• Get some plants that
  bloom/thrive at night
• Be the ‘guiding light’ for
  others, however that looks for you
• Sit in a room with all the
  lights off, burn a candle if you need to
• Keep track of the moon phases,
  do things associated with each one
• Incoporate darker colors into you home or outfits 
• PRACTICE LOVING YOURSELF
• Many, many, many other things not said here

With contributions from: @divinecrossroads and @lynx-tiger-arjei

with contributions
from: @divinecrossroads and
@lynx-tiger-arjei

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