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Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Life Is Strange / Before the Storm aesthetic.
The First Good Dog
The ancient Egyptian dog Abuwtiyuw is one of the earliest domesticated animals whose name we know. He was a guard dog to royalty, had an elaborate funeral usually reserved for upper-class humans, and lived during Egypt’s Sixth Dynasty (2345–2181 BCE).
A very good boy
To protest trump, we gonna go to school on presidents day
I just got shampoo and conditioner that make my hair smell like roses and protect the colour in my hair, now I don’t ever want to run out of it. Because I feel like I’m surrounded by roses of all colours.
I can’t help but feel happy and pretty even though I’m thicc and tol.
i can’t help but feel
happy and pretty even
though i’m thicc and tol
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Help keep my meatbag slave alive.
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“I love that character,” I say as I come up with upsetting headcanons for them. “Absolutely adore them,” I tell you as I bunny up sad story ideas for them. “They’re my favorite,” I sigh as I pick the most depressing songs for a playlist for them.
“I just want them to be happy,” I insist as I write horribly angsty oneshots centered around their misery.
“My son,“ I say as I think warmly about his broken body huddled on the ground.
“I love you so much”, I say, as I fill them with self hatred.
I feel attacked
“How i adore him”
I say, imagining his body shattering like literal glass.
I have never seen such an accurate description of what we’ve done with Liu Hai XD T.T
Fam don’t call me out like this lmao
I feel so called out on this. Like damn. @brokenlevel do you feel the same?
@caricature-of-a-witch @a-thorn-among-the-roses haha whoops
I came here to waste time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions
(I’m ace but I still want that dirty talk so if that’s okay…) Ivan, talk dirty to Alfred!
He pinned the blonde to the wall, disregarding the glass of coke dropped on the floor, biting at Alfred’s neck.
“Ba-Babe, Woah, H-Hey, What’re you doing?…”
He choked out, shuddering at the growl Ivan let out.
“You’ve been teasing me all day you slut, don’t think you can just get away with it.”
He spat, pushing his body up against the American and growling naughty thoughts into the others ear.
“I should’ve just stripped and fucked you right there on the meeting table. It would’ve taught you a proper lesson. You’re a downright whore, aren’t you?”
“Y-Yes Papa…”
“What was that?”
“Y-Yes Papa! I-I’m a dirty fucking whore!~”
“That’s a good boy, now get on your knees and open your mouth wide. I don’t want any teeth this time.”
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It’s a YuuriVoice Christmas Bonus Audio!
Cozy and sleeping, a cute boy is stirred from his slumber as the listener wraps an arm around him and starts to tease and stroke him before he finally wakes and cums all over himself.
Contains: Ambiguous listener, somnophilia (sleepy sexy stuff, needless to say this is consensual between voice/listener), cute half asleep moans, domestic fluff to wrap things up.
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