I just hate that mission so much
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
It would take 11,407 years to spend 1 minute with 6 billion different people. No one will ever meet everyone. Enjoy every moment with the people that are in your life, because you are sharing your life with them and they are sharing their life with you.
guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers
musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!
guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?
how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny
I loved the outfits of these 4 beans, so I saved them for further reference.
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WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING
bUBBLES NO-
NUUHHH BUBBLES-
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This is honestly the cutest thing ever! Look how pretty they are!
Taako is a Slytherin and Lup is a Gryffindor and you can fight me on that
Everyone is all scandalized and like “so do you two still get along orrrr?”
And the twins decide to play along and pretend like they now have this huge rivalry and they make a big show of publicly arguing about who’s in the better house and it usually ends with Lup whipping out her wand and challenging Taako to a duel and sometimes Taako just rolls his eyes and walks away because they don’t want detention that day, they both have plans, but sometimes he just grins and pulls out his wand and it ends with the corridor in flames and the twins storming off in a huff only to meet up somewhere away from everyone and laugh because did you see their faces Lulu??
I hope its ok to add on: but can we give Taako a Harry Potter moment. Like he SHOULD have been in Ravenclaw, the hat was inbetween but leaning towards Ravenclaw and Taako just responded with “I don’t look good in Blue” and before the hat even said anything he screamed “SLYTHERIN” and just hopped off.
Meanwhile when the hat hovered over Lup it almost caught fire and it yelped “GRYFFINDOR”
Barry Bluejeans’ personality is exactly 50% “no you can’t do that or you’ll die” and 50% “hell yeah count me in” and it’s baffling
Alternatively, the man is exactly 50% “we have food at home” and 50% “MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS”
Lin-Manuel Miranda said in an interview that he wrote the song “You’re Welcome” for Maui once he knew the character would be voiced by Dwayne the rock Johnson because he thought that Dwayne the rock Johnson would be the one person on earth who could sing something so egotistical and have us completely convinced we should be thanking him and honestly he’s not wrong.
This just further proves my theory that he added in the “Maui can do everything but float” line knowing that people will be making the pun about “the reason floating is the only thing Maui can’t do is because he’s The Rock”.
he fucking would
reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them
