Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
Every time I hear someone say bisexuals/pansexuals are "just confused” I think
“well yeah I mean I guess I am pretty confused about taxes and like… how giraffe spines work.”
Giraffe spines are supported by some of the strongest muscles in any mammal, which not only give structural support but also aid in blood circulation, like a giant compression sock. Giraffe hearts are also, pound for pound, one of the strongest in the world, having to pump blood against gravity so high up. Fun fact: giraffes can’t vomit due to the sheer length of their necks, which also means they’re better at smelling toxins and bad fruit than almost any other animal.
I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible.
I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.
I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.
In case you didn’t catch it….
ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.
