I fuckin wanna get baked with Allen and have great high-sex I want him to dom the shit out of me

imagine-nsfw-hetalia:

“Yeah you’d like that huh, baby~ Come over here and lie down I’ll give you exactly what you want.” The hiss in his voice was, in itself, a sign of danger. Allen licked his lips in hunger, wanting to fill his mouth with either food or you. He’d ripped open your shirt and began to dine on your flesh, grabbing at your ass and mumbling obscenities with a horrific laughing fit. “No mercy…” After plunging in, he’d continue for hours, barking orders in your ear, digging his nails into your hips as he forced himself deeper and deeper inside of you. He was ruthless… and god was he proud of it.

omg-snakes:

omg-snakes:

I found this weird big snail shell in my hognose snake’s enclosure today. I’ve never seen anything like it before. I wonder what kind of snail this is?

Wait a minute…

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That is not a regular snail!

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That’s a Gjallarhorn snail!
Silly baby hognose, you almost had me fooled.

This post pops up every so often to remind me of how tiny and adorable Gjallarhorn used to be.

He’s still adorable. 

Less tiny, though.

Zoos Get Into Brutal #CuteAnimalTweetOff Battle, And It’s Exactly What The Internet Needed

smurflewis:

yiffkashi:

rhus-rhadicans:

redactedkondraki:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

conservativeleague:

I need to give Gentle Hugs to every single one of these Zoo Friends

M Y HEART

aaaaah

soft boys

As a zoo keeper I can confirm we all think our animals are the best and cutest and will always challenge other keepers XD

Zoos Get Into Brutal #CuteAnimalTweetOff Battle, And It’s Exactly What The Internet Needed