so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen
who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbhI love that he said Pakeha
Can someone write what its being said in this?
Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding
Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori
values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison
up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s.
And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically)
Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we
have ever had on breakfast.(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m
sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live
in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them
to it.”Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That
is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they
were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned
up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant
insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you
just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk.
Just when you thought-“Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an
island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
You’re a time traveler sent back to warn people about the future, but to avoid creating mass panic you must inform the public subtley. Recently you’ve finished your magnum opus: The Simpsons
Humanity starts to explore our solar system. As people land on planets presumably for the first time they find Australian flags already present on every single one.
One day while sitting in a DnD game with your buddies, one of the players summons a demon. And in a poof of flame and brimestone, a devil appears in the room with all of you–dice and character sheet already in hand.
As you sleep, you see progress bars of different skills that you built up during the day. You however, have a bar called “?”
Sand
You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”
Disguises are your specialty. No one can catch you if they think you’re one of their own, after all.
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Artwork: @mattiasmackler
Hey amigos, could you please reblog this? Or even better, write a letter? Your writing matters!
#thispromptiscompulsory
You find a genie with an… unconventional way of granting wishes. Instead of the usual “three wishes with these rules, pick whatever you want,” this genie provides you with a would-you-rather scenario – and you have to pick one.