Monika: I’m looking for trouble
Monika: and if I cannot find it
Monika: I will create it
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Natsuki: I’m three ounces of whoop-ass
Sayori: I love girls with swords!! They’re so cool!!
Natsuki: Ok, but you know what’s better than sword girlfriend?
Natsuki: *sprints over to Yuri and picks her up*
Natsuki: *sprints back to Sayori and slams Yuri in front of her*
Natsuki: KNIFE WIFE
Natsuki: This is such bullshit!
Monika: Hey! Watch your fucking language!
Monika: We’ve got to cut down on expenses, what can we live without?
Yuri: Natsuki
Natsuki: Homework is homophobic
Yuri: ?? How??
Natsuki: I’m GAY and it HINDERS ME
Natsuki: Homework is homophobic
Yuri: ?? How??
Natsuki: I’m GAY and it HINDERS ME
Natsuki: DONT FUCK WITH ME
Natsuki: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME BY MY SIDE
Natsuki: AAANFJABVIERWLVNBUEAIRPBVIA
Sayori: When you said you did magic in bed, this wasn’t what I had in-
Monika: [holds up an eight of hearts] *softly* Is this your card?
Sayori: Holy shit
Yuri: [kisses Natsuki’s cheek]
Natsuki: What was that?
Yuri: Affection
Natsuki: Disgusting
Yuri:
Natsuki:
Natsuki: Do it again