You have been murdered by a malevolent spirit, which then trapped your soul on Earth to haunt the living just as it does. You instead decide to dedicate your afterlife to disrupting it and being a general nuisance, aiming to be as obnoxious as possible. It’s getting sick of your shit.
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After a long and colorful life, you lay on your death bed surrounded by family. Passing on, you find yourself glancing at a college entrance exam. The examiner states “Write down your interpretation of the meaning of life!!” Seems mortal existence is the universal equivalent of public school.
Humanity reached the stars long ago. They find a planet with evidence of civilization. Unfortunately, it would appear this planet is in the middle of their Zombie Apocalypse.
You were born with the ability to know how many people will die each day. Most days the number is in the hundreds of thousands, today the number is 1.
“It sucks, being the only one to show up at your own funeral!”
Instead of cats or dogs, dragons are now the most popular form of house pet. You have just obtained an egg from a roadside dealer.
A super hero fights evil by wiping memories of both the villian and everyone who knew of them so that they can be reintroduced into society safely. Today, as you were combing through old newspapers, you discover that you were once the world’s most powerful supervillain.
You are at a New Years party. At midnight, a mysterious stranger kisses you. They whisper in your ear, “Let’s try this again” then disappear. You look at the date; it’s January 1st, 2017.
The Queen has requested that everybody with a knighthood attend a meeting at Windsor Castle. Speaking to the sizeable crowd of ageing actors and retired musicians, she explains why – The dragons are back, and she expects that every knight will do his duty.
You’re a zombie, minding your own business – shambling with your bros, moaning at girl zombies, looking for eats – when your city is afflicted with a terrifying outbreak of the living – they’re smarter, faster and kill from a distance as if by magic…
