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so I was playing cards against humanity and
Goddamn the perfect hair. It gets me everytime.
Sam is such a good model for practicing
Wil probably gives surprise smooches to Dark all the time and Dark ends up being super flustered bECAUSE WHAT IS AFFECTION?? HOW DO EXPRESS IT???
Dark: What was that!?
Wilford: Affection
Dark: Disgusting
Dark: Do it again
friendly reminder that this is also darkiplier
HOLY GODDAMN FUCK
DAAAAAAAMN. I’m good with either version.
Dark coming home to you, smile wide as you open the door to the home he bought “Darling. I’m home” he smiles, kissing your cheek but you stop him, the red rose he bought you (as he does every night) clearly has blood on it, you look behind him to see his shaking limo driver “I had to take him to work with me today, to get home on time to make you a nice dinner I had planned” while you go up to him, paying for a therapist “Oh darling I do wish you’d leave them, M will wipe his memory tomorrow”
Aww the poor driver!!! But I wouldn’t be surprised if this happened. That the next day Dark brings a bunch of roses so you’re not mad at him for yesterday.
The Lion King + Colors
Robbie having a nightmare so getting you whose closest to his room (you’re Antis S/O so he hasn’t had chance to talk to you a lot) and he says the tree outside his window is scaring him so you Fave the window and say “Listen here trees. You better stop scaring my friend Robbie. I mean it or I’ll get you!” And he really loves you for that
Robbie now goes to you to confront the scary things. Arguing with the monster under the bed to leave the house. Telling the ghost in the cupboard to stop making creaking noises. Robbie feels alot safer when you are around.
my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”
@sinbadmorelikesinsad @thesilversquash look it’s us
Zookeeper licked a monkey’s butt for an hour to save it’s life – WTF fun facts
