hugs are just arm bondage

infinity-on-mikey-way:

gay/emo culture is breaking into an elementary school playground at 8 p.m. to play on the swings with your bae

You’re saying that as if they’re any diffetent…

hypeswap:

ok i just looked it up and the individual sections of a kitkat bar are called “fingers” which is possibly the worst thing you could call them

is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet:

I also made this and it’s substantially less cursed.

butt-berry:

Look at this little shit

An epic saga

ruinedchildhood:

glowysweetfab:

beans345:

dialga:

LMFDLAO VBNJKDFXVCG

Be seeing double before the beating even starts

😂😂😂😂😂

disloyalorderoftheartists:

I took an old sketch and actually referenced Andy’s tattoos.

Taken from a fic by missmollyetc

thepioden:

actualmermaid:

Do you read 😀 as an open-mouthed smile or a smile with teeth?

rowantheexplorer:

This is the Jackie Chan with Puppers of luck! You should reblog!

Luck not guaranteed, but then you’ll have Jackie Chan with puppers in your timeline, so things could be a lot worse.