themasterofawkwardness:

sexybritishllama:

sexybritishllama:

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

IT’S CALLED TEST TAKING NOT CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

poopjokesanonymous:

17TH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB: PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR MOM AS YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACT, WE DON’T WANT ANYONE’S MOM SHOWING UP HERE MAKING THINGS WEIRD

prince-vegeta:

*doesnt talk to tumblr friends for 6 months*

*thinks about them and hopes they are okey dokie*

lustyloveylady:

hvlth-gxth:

fireblenders:

I’m the person who just goes “tssss”

This is real human drama.

This was worth watching til the end

afternoonlesbian:

semitics:

The truth is that none of you are ugly you’ve just let straight men make you believe your are

dead-gay-ymir:

Just saying…two characters don’t have to actually get together officially to be canon. Just like in real life, sometimes two people are in love and want to be with each other but they never get the chance. It’s canon that Ymir and Historia were in love. Just because they never kissed or became “official” doesn’t mean their love for each other isn’t real and canon, and Historia basically said outright that if Ymir hadn’t left that the two of them would be together. So y’all can foh with that argument lol.

officialdiobrando:

sappy-queer:

skye–walker:

zagreus:

asymbina:

zagreus:

zagreus:

zagreus:

zagreus:

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

alright this is fine

I studied Geology for 2 years and I can assure you this is exactly what it was like

im petty in the most discreet ways u may talk slick to me but if ya spoons go missing n u only got 1 left or ya toilet roll on the other side of the roll or ya microwave on its lowest setting jus kno it was me u bitch

avannak:

demonicvulcan:

person: but it’s canon

me: yes, but it’s very badly written, so we ignore it

#or treat it as a salad bar #I’ll have some of those and some of that #but none of that

official-mugi:

kiefeon:

allmonds:

Invite them in

theyre vampires

so invite them in