Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby.
God I wish I knew what this meant
I wish to God i fucking didnt.
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slug: hmmm…
plant: *chawmp*
slug: ah I see. no thank you.this scared me SO BAD but don’t worry it ends good

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The last one
Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals
Aggressively petty is pure New York. Ghostbusters II said so!
Asking someone if they watch anime dubbed or subbed is basically the same as asking if they’re a top or a bottom.
To clarify, people who watch the dub are tops and people who watch the sub are bottoms.
Brave of you to assume people who watch anime fuck
This is the only criticism I will accept on this post
ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
Shout out to:
The people who don’t have a best friend because their friends already have best friends
The people who want to make friends and don’t know how
The people who have lots of friends but always feel lonely
The people who get left behind in a group
The people who are alone and nobody notices
The people who put their soul into a friendship and watched it fall apart
The people who are introverted and mistaken for being anti social
Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.












