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ambergirl986:

nonbinarysapphic:

nonbinarysapphic:

ive recently found out that in the 80s lesbians who were more interested in cuddles and kisses rather than sex were called bambi lesbians

it’s such a cute thing omg let’s bring this term back

the love ace lesbians found for this post warms my heart mind body and soul and spirit

reblog to make an ace lesbian feel happy

dang-diddily-sunflowers:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

Centaur: *eating a carrot*

Human: So does stuff like that go through both stomachs or…

Centaur: *pauses mid chew* *swallows hard* Well that’s something else to keep me up at night.

“Well goody goody for you some of us have two spines$ is literally the best thing I’ve read in a while

rayetart:

Heres a WIP on my persona Raye but she looks way prettier than me 🙃🙃🙃

Honey! I’m sure you’re just as pretty!

fandomsandanythingelse:

madd-catter:

virgil-loves-princey:

sanderstribute:

nightcatssketchbook:

sanderstribute:

Now that i think about it, it’s kinda ironic that Deceit’s hands got censored 

cause like, censoring is pretty much his job

Maybe he censored himself, y’know, for the kids

HE IS SELF AWARE OF HIS “DARKNESS”

He a smart snek

Do you think it was Deceit who called Logan’s phone to censor out Patton and Roman’s names??

insanelycoolish:

Logan: My boyfriend must be organized, precise, and have a good sense of time-management.

Nate: *stumbles into the commons at 3pm, trips over Virgil, falls face-first into the floor*

Logan: I want that one.

lesbian-xephos:

“You’re rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, my friend.” Is such a brilliant line that sounds like it came outta the cigarette addled mouth of some noir detective interrogating a slimy perp, but no, it was actually Justin McElroy admonishing his brother’s driving skills in American Truck Simulator™️ and I think it’s beautiful how we can all just say words