Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there werenât any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.
Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go
And I didnât know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like âyouâre gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right hereâ and pointed to his forehead
So I was like âawe cute yeah that sounds goodâ (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )
and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like âalright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!â
And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying âI donât know why they didnât think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know itâ
So all in all this was the best build a bear experience Iâve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces
Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing
Cinderella âplot holesâ I am tired of hearing about
âWhy didnât her step family recognize her?â Because royal balls were basically the candle lit equivalent of clubbing in terms of both lighting and sheer numbers. Even if they were right next to her, they probably wouldnât get a good look, especially since it would have started after sundown. Also, she was the help; they probably hadnât looked at her in years.
âLooking for someone based on their shoe size is stupid!â See above.
âWas he going to have every size seven in the kingdom try the slipper on?â Prior to industrialization most garments were made by hand to fit the buyerâs measurements, including shoes. Itâs why poor people only had one pair. Itâs a lot smarter when you consider that they wouldâve fit her like a glove.
âYou canât run down stairs in heels!â I know this is a misconception resulting from historical revisionism and disneyfication, but high heels were not originally womenâs shoes. They were worn by men. Women wore slippers, which were basically ballet flats. So itâs debatable.
âGlass shoes donât make any sense!â Okay first of all, itâs called the suspension of disbelief, and secondly, theyâre gold in every other version but Perrault decided to change them to something else expensive.
âShe just went to the ball to find a man!â I know this isnât a plot hole but listen. As the daughter of a widower Cinderella wouldâve been running the household finances and acting as hostess if he hadnât remarried. By demoting Cinderella to a servant, her step-mother essentially guaranteed that she would never escape the house, because the only way for her to escape and maintain her status was to marry well, and no one was going to marry a servant. It was essentially the historical equivalent of your mom stealing your college acceptance letters out of the mailbox.
if you didnât believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a ÂŁ16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.
Iâm literally not kidding
the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. Iâve never loved my country more.
i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome
the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting âfuck trump!â on repreat for hours.
UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.
Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope weâve made you proud!
How much would it cost to bring the Giant Baby to The States?
Or to make a few of our own?Â
Okay I know I just reblogged this earlier. but I just realized that thw âall in all youâre just another prick with no wallâ sign is being held by Tony Robinson, known to many as Baldric from Black Adder, and a huge portion of my childhood from Saturday morning cartoons.
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