Hey guysâŚjust a quick reminder that itâs a violation of all kinds of ethical codes of conduct and extremely psychologically unhealthy for a therapist to date a patient. Please try to keep this in mind before you start shipping Elliott and Dr Picani.Â
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter itâs like really easy shit and then you think youâve got it and then the test is likeÂ
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soulÂ
A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to âThe devil went down to Georgiaâ where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul.
assuming a fiddle weighs about 450 grams and is primarily made out of spruce and maple. The density of spruce is 0.43 g/cm3, and the density of maple is 0.6 g/cm3. As an estimation, weâll just average these and suppose that the average density of the material of a violin is 0.515g/cm3. so If the Fiddle weighs 450 g and has a density of 0.515 g/cm3, that means that the volume of the wood of the Fiddle is 873.8 cm3. Our hypothetical golden prize had gold in lieu of wood. So 873.8 cm3 of gold weighs 16.9 kg â almost forty pounds! â or 543.3 troy ounces.Â
Since the selling price of gold today is $1215.40 per ounce that gives us our value, but as for cupcakes itâs a little harder, most cupcakes sell for $2.50 to $4.00 at a bake shop, so letâs average that to $3.25, some simple division and we get our answer
Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over.
when the fuck did i do this? i have no memory of this
Yup, thatâs the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesnât involved you getting eaten.Â
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and heâd just lie with them and sleep among them and theyâd rub against him and chirp at him theyâre big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reasonâs theyâre going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, theyâll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly – not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So whatâd they do? They gave the cheetahâs their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
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THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards