zkac:

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

Salvadore Monella 2 hours later

dualclock:

hallo-i-am-a-potato:

portmanteau-bot:

jamaicanblackcastoroil:

socialistexan:

ssansy:

jonlovett:

formerfundie:

how-late-am-i:

Like, look at it

It looks like a sunset

just

#the sky is bi confirmed

You wanna get people to hate you? Just claim the whole fucking sky belongs to your favorite kink.

the sky belongs to bisexuals now sorry str8s

I have legal rights on the sky purely because you called my sexuality a “kink” you piece of shit. You’re legally not allowed to look at the sky any more. Fuck you.

When you reject religion but keep all the shitty politics associated with it.

“Racial realist”

racial + realist = racist.

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AFSHEBENRM

this was the equivalent of getting your achilles tendon snapped by a roomba with a knife taped to it.

sandersidesquotes:

Roman: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

Logan: Uh, sure

Roman: Thou art hot as fuck