Logan: Roman, don’t say a word.
Roman: …
Roman: Fergalicious.
Logan: I said no words.
Roman: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.
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Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.
Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes
Jinkies!
Someone fucking photoshop Fred in that place. Please.
Ask and you shall receive!
You know I had to Scooby Dooby Doo it to ‘em.
4-panel horror story.
“Won’t” is the boldest fucking contraction like it really Did That. Just went for it, no shame.
Will Not took one look at Don’t and thought yeah baby need me some of that
I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients
Hello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I’m Dad!
Dad^bot^1.
you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot
Bad post OP.
Bad^Post^OP^bot
why are all the bots so mean to me I just wanted to be a salamander
I have this tablet that I have not used much so I’d like to give it away.
- Please reblog to enter.
- It ends on July the 31st 2018.
- You don’t have to be following me.
- I’ll be shipping internationally.
i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining
This is so pure
A New definition of steampunk has been made 🙌🏼
Call of the void – WTF fun facts
Brooklyn’s parakeets – WTF fun facts
Think Things 