ifeellikesmeg:

eversolewd:

yumantimatter:

mistbornthefinal:

speakertoyesterday:

identicaltomyself:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

another-normal-anomaly:

regexkind:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

koito-yuu:

yumantimatter:

jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:

tommyeatseaton:

sufficientlylargen:

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

GOTTEM

colachampagnedad:

thiskidterry:

notnando:

imsoshive:

cum:

drankinwatahmelin:

fuks:

drakesideheaux:

Y’all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y’all r all liars

drink more water

coconut oil

cum

Suck a dick

black soap

eat ass

vintagedad:

galacticpasta:

hocksquawks:

*blows a kiss under the stage* for the pit orchestra

*blows a kiss behind the stage* for the run crew

*blows a kiss to the rafters* for the phantom

softestvirgil:

sidesblogsideblog:

sidesblogsideblog:

please consider

Virgil sarcastically singing “Gaston” but about Roman

Virgil: No one’s slick as Roman
No one’s quick as Roman
No one’s head’s as incredibly thick as Roman
For there’s no dragon that he can’t flatten
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Logan or Patton
And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on –

No one draws like Roman
Gets applause like Roman
No one claims to have near-zero flaws like Roman

Roman, who may or may not be aware Virgil is being sarcastic but absolutely cannot help himself anyway: As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!

Patton, who doesn’t really know what’s going on but is just happy they’re having fun: My, what a guy, that Roman!

I NEED IT