silverloke:

missveils:

dorkstar-brat:

My reasons for doing things:

1. Spite
2. The Aesthetic

That’s it.

okay i lied
3. Attention

x

markipwiwer:

Darkiplier: Is “no” an emotion? Because that’s how I feel right now.

thebeakincarnate:

quibblepoof:

human are you awake yet

Thank you I feel like i am awake for the first time in my life

captainsuspiciouspotatoes:

tykithebanana:

raeseddon:

aquilacalvitium:

darknightvirgil:

necessary-sass:

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow

NEVER forget to accessorize

well one of us is going to have to change

Guys

I really think

I’m winning this.

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….

Send this to all the straight boys

I love this so much

I just fell in love with this post and I want to high-five everyone who took part in this

Thank you, awesome men of Tumblr, for gracing us with this masterpiece.

Farmer by day. That bitch by night

When you’ve got the homecoming game at 7 but the dance at 10

necessary-sass:

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow

NEVER forget to accessorize

well one of us is going to have to change

Guys

I really think

I’m winning this.

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….

Send this to all the straight boys

wtf-fun-factss:

National Donut Day – WTF fun facts

icecreamsandwichcomics:

I understood that reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/30fr1c/hes_crying/

I had this one sketched out a long time ago and just found it again in my notebook. Not as topical since the original is a couple years old but hey better late than never

tbh im picturing Lo doing that thing where he’s walking and talking but then he sees Pat stretching and just fucking slams face first into a wall or pole cause he wasnt watching where he was going

the-pastel-peach:

canon

nightmare-pegasi:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

calibrate:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

Please explain

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

birbyarts:

peter-man and chair guy