gaylor-moon:

kevkapallazzo:

just-shower-thoughts:

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

Jesus christ

ruinedchildhood:

Student Loan Debt: *existing*

Me: *sees Thanos*

Me:

thislittlebadwolf:

kaeltale:

namesonboats:

andordean:

a-daks:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: they are roomates

Fanfic: OMG THEY ARE ROOMMATES

softmushie:

treehoes:

Evan: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?
Jared: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Alana: tackle him.
Zoe: dump him.
Jared: kick him in the shin.
Connor: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

softmushie:

Several kisses later

markiplier:

spookyscarydarky:

I thought we exiled @markiplier , why is he active on Tumblr

I exiled MYSELF which means that I got to choose where I serve my penance. So I chose to send myself to the worst cesspool of buttholes I could possibly imagine… TUMBLR