Thomas: I used to suffer from allergiesā¦. but now, Iāve increased the saturation of the image by 500 percent and Iām in the middle of nowhere! And medicineās involvedā¦ somewhere.
Narrator: Side effects of Zazitrol include diarrhea, cramps, headaches, mild nausea, severe nauseaā¦
Thomas: Where is my car?
Narrator: ā¦ the desire to weep over memories of the past, unsettling dreams about your Aunt Pattyā¦
Thomas: Whose dog is thatā¦ whatā¦ why is she just alone?
Narrator: ā¦ vomiting, dizziness, even more diarrhea, increased allergies, and death.
Thomas: Ask your doctor if Zazitrolās right for youā¦ but before you do, can you tell me what this fence is blocking? Like, it just ends there, what is that?Ā
Youāre a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her.
Death made you live forever, expecting you to beg for death soon enough. The heat death of the universe happened 12 billion years ago and you manged to keep humanity going happily even now.
You are a dog and live a happy and peaceful life with your human master, John Wick. One day, some thugs break into the house, beat John Wick to death and steal his car. They took the life of the only human who cared about you and gave you loveā¦ it is time for revenge.
You and 99 others awaken in a large room, all confused as to where you are, and how you got there. Soon people start to realize that everybody here is named Jonathan. Except for you.
Youāre teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. Youāre brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking āHow Do I Die?ā
