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gotsickofmyoldurl:

chuckdrawsthings:

the duality of cat

for those unaware of the recent meme development

the cat evidently changed her stance on banana

haiku-robot:

cannibal-prince:

You either get it or You’re not trash and still think this is about dicks.

you either get it
or you’re not trash and still think
this is about dicks

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Help keep my meatbag slave alive.
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animationsource:

Incredibles 2 (2018)

pressxtodavid:

skitzofreak:

f1ukemeister24:

cyrodiil-burns:

forestwildflower:

yomamapussystink:

follow your dreams

Holy shite

No he didn’t

You won’t regret unmuting this.

That’s Kyle Franklin! He’s an amazing stunt pilot, who likes to play the “drunk stealing a plane” routine. Seriously, some of the shit he’s pulling in these flights is truly, utterly terrifying – I love watching it.

Follow your dreams, indeed.

Honestly, this being fake somehow makes it more amazing.
Doing dumb shit whilst drunk, we’ve all been there.
This dude intentionally flies EVEN MORE DANGEROUSLY THAN USUAL for the purpose of making himself look like a drunk taking a chance. That is goddamn WILD.

talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla:

disgustinganimals:

thecheshirecass:

bibarrybluejeans:

naamahdarling:

yesterdaysprint:

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

It’s a double attack. First your heart then your blankets.

i-am-a-fish:

Hey everybody! It looks like I’m gonna

fuck everything up again!

*theme song plays

strictlymfjay:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

So relatable.

STOP BEING SORRY 2k18

highwind-sniper:

wishyroses:

otherwindow:

Wearing pyjamas to bed = equipping the most visually appealing armour.

Wearing comfy clothes to bed = equipping the statistically best armour.

Wearing jeans to bed = equipping an awful piece of gear for a crucial stat increase or buff.

Wearing nothing to bed = speedrunner.

I love this because it implies that going to bed requires combat

The fight for sleep and good rest

petty-dabbler-of-the-dark-arts:

moxperidot:

my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer

NSA agent Soulmate AU

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fuck everything up again!