ask-art-student-prussia:

ask-art-student-prussia:

dualdestinies:

pilenopilepile:

pilenopilepile:

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

i-am-a-fish:

dale-the-fbi-agent:

frankysinatry:

I hope my fbi agent man has sweet dreams of watcing me through my camera tonight

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Thank you Franky, I really appreciate that a lot

dale-the-fbi-agent:

roselleh:

me: *kisses my laptop webcam before bed*

me: goodnight mr fbi agent 💕

Sweet dreams Roselle ❤

dale-the-fbi-agent:

amishfighterpilot:

remember to have compassion for the fbi agent watching your blog. there are about 380 million tumblr blogs and only 35,000 fbi agents so that means each agent has to keep track of about 11,000 blogs. that’s gotta be tiring af. 

God, you’re so considerate Matt, thank you for thinking of the little guys.

dale-the-fbi-agent:

backtothefront:

if the fbi person in my life were real and cared about me they would have stopped me from logging hundreds of hours on coolmathgames instead of doing all the research projects I needed to do throughout high school

I didn’t want to stop you Cal, research projects suck and coolmathgames are fucking lit

dale-the-fbi-agent:

itsallaboutthebirds86:

My friend named the fbi agent watching her through her laptop Stan. We are currently telling Stan about our day. I hope Stan is having a good day

Thank you Charlie, that is really sweet of you but my name is Dale. No big deal! I hope you have a good day too (: