Arthur can you please teach me magic! I want to be like Harry Potted!

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England: *bites his lip and looks at them*
“Well…wizards need wands…and books to study from..I enjoy reading tomes, but I am more of a mage. I don’t require a wand and I study broader aspects of magic…not to mention I can use magic without having to speak a spell and can summon demons…Not that I do, mind you! Often…. If you want to be like a mage, I can try to teach you. Though if you don’t have the natural talent, it may be hard…magic is quite taxing and requires a lot of patience.”

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Hey Alfred. If you could have any super power what would it be?

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America: *bites his lip and pulls out a large notebook*
“Okay so I have been thinking about this…after a lot of thought I took off flying…because that isn’t really practical if you put physics into it. Also, I took off invisibility since it would get old after a while.”
*flips through a page or two*
“Elemental powers wouldn’t be cool after a while, but I also factored in government restrictions so half of these powers under Column C would totally get me locked in isolation for like forever…”
*hums as he taps another column*
“Any regenerative power would get me locked in a lab and poked by needles all day because of ‘study’…and I’m just not okay with that…”
*sighs*
“So at the end…hmmm…I don’t know…Shape-shifting would be cool?”

Romano,what’s the worst thing someone said to you without getting punched?

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Romano: *looks side to side before raising an eyebrow*
“Without getting punched?”
*blinks and thinks before admitting* 
“Hello.”

Italy: *pops out from the corner*
“He punches for a lot of things…like yesterday someone pointed out his socks were mismatched and he punched them!”

Romano: *goes to punch Feli*
“MY ASK, STRONZO! GET LOST!”

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2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?