mothdogs:

vampireapologist:

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

moshgoblin:

hobgoblinhero:

moshgoblin:

moshgoblin:

wanna be Tumblr famous but don’t want to put in the effort to make good posts so I peddle my mediocre wares at the side of the road

I stand at the side of a muddy road with my peasant garb, hollering “posts? funny posts, sir? a good chuckle for your madame?”

sir slimetony rolls by in his gleaming armor and calls me a peon and a cuck before having his big horse stamp my market stall into the ground

Better than me, all i do is add unnecessary comments to other users with goblin in their name

you’re the only valid person on this fucking website

twitterlols:

SNATCHED

officialfist:

foxy-filly:

I’m sorry, we need to take a short break from horses to appreciate that my boyfriend’s cat has a treadmill, and she will only run on it if she has an audience.

This is really important

incorrecthetaliaquotes:

APH China: Is it just me, or has Russia gotten even more sadistic since he quit drinking?

APH America: Is it just me, [grins] or does that make him even more attractive?

ABO Secondary Gender Test

iwaoi-sama:

ghostmoonchild:

d2diamond:

pherryt:

hells-keeper:

spnabobingo:

Something fun I came across for anyone interested…

What would you be in the ABO world? Wonder no more, take the test and find out your Secondary Gender.

I’m a beta. Yay.

I’m an Omega apparently…

i suddenly feel the urge to write a fic about asexual Omegas. are there any out there yet?

Alpha. … but I already knew this.

Alpha~

Omega. I knew it. >///<