Tag: hilarious

The most dangerous places in theatre (feel free to add)

bury-me-on-broadway:

  • Orchestra pit (like what is going on there, it’s like a cave, is anyone alive?)
  • The 10*10 meters area around stage manager during tech week
  • Dressing room 5 minutes before the show
  • Behind the curtains, when the whole ensemble is waiting to go on stage
  • Light booth for anyone who isn’t light crew
  • Any staircase set piece in general
  • Space in between a set piece and a dancer in front of you during a dance number
  • In the storage room where all the set/costumes/props/dead bodies are kept (honestly got lost there once, scarred for life)
  • That one free spot that can be used for little personal rehearsal (IM THE LEAD I NEED THIS SPACE)
  • Bathrooms during intermission
  • Backstage if you are not a theatre kid
  • ANY THEATRE SPACE IF YOU ARE NOT A THEATRE KID
  • Beside an unfinished set piece (don’t you dare step on that, i’ll snap your neck)
  • Right in front of the choreographer, who is having a bad day
  • Beside a theatre kid, who just got insulted for doing theatre (honestly the worst)
  • Casting rooms during a callback (the most tension you’ll ever feel)
  • Backstage when there’s only 3 people who don’t really like each other
  • Beside an actor during quick costume change, which isn’t going great (if you see that situation: offer help, get a negative answer/deadly stare, run)

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

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anywigwilldo:

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after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

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aight

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

DO IT

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

YES!!!

someone DMed me this and it’s so cool lol, though I didn’t do as well as I would’ve liked lol

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes