bury-me-on-broadway:

• Orchestra pit (like what is going on there, it’s like a cave, is anyone alive?)
• The 10*10 meters area around stage manager during tech week
• Dressing room 5 minutes before the show
• Behind the curtains, when the whole ensemble is waiting to go on stage
• Light booth for anyone who isn’t light crew
• Any staircase set piece in general
• Space in between a set piece and a dancer in front of you during a dance number
• In the storage room where all the set/costumes/props/dead bodies are kept (honestly got lost there once, scarred for life)
• That one free spot that can be used for little personal rehearsal (IM THE LEAD I NEED THIS SPACE)
• Bathrooms during intermission
• Backstage if you are not a theatre kid
• ANY THEATRE SPACE IF YOU ARE NOT A THEATRE KID
• Beside an unfinished set piece (don’t you dare step on that, i’ll snap your neck)
• Right in front of the choreographer, who is having a bad day
• Beside a theatre kid, who just got insulted for doing theatre (honestly the worst)
• Casting rooms during a callback (the most tension you’ll ever feel)
• Backstage when there’s only 3 people who don’t really like each other
• Beside an actor during quick costume change, which isn’t going great (if you see that situation: offer help, get a negative answer/deadly stare, run)