coolhandofagirl:

coolhandofagirl:

i’ve been getting regular e-mails from a charter school in Buffalo, NY meant for the mother of an until-now unnamed kindergarten student enrolled there and until this very moment had been holding back the urge to respond at all

i outed myself as not Taylor Taylor’s mother today for the first time through e-mail after receiving an e-vite from the mother of another girl inviting my daughter to a birthday party and saying her daughter really wanted taylor to be there and they hoped we could make it. i couldn’t let that little girl think taylor taylor knew about her party and didn’t come. not for the sake of comedy