Chell: Bad News – Wheatley locked himself out of his house
Chell: Good News – we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith
Chell: Bad News – Wheatley finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my “Tragic Backstory”. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that it would be the type of skill to impress hot people
Chell: Good News – a hot person saw me do it
Chell: Bad News – it was GLaDOS and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.