Scotland: “Ha! That lil shite weasel? He’s just a little bookworm with his head stuck in the past. He keeps moping on about the old glory and the old empire, but guess what? It’s not coming back! It sunk farther than his ships! I mean, being honest and all, he is my youngest brother and I love him. I do. I just am shite at showing it, but he knows I care. Lest, I hope he does. Maybe…maybe I should tell him now…”
Wales: “I actually really like Arthur…I mean, I know I pick on him sometimes when the others get going, but some days we like to sit together and read. Oh, and he doesn’t make fun of me for liking dragons as much as I do. He actually found a book all about dragons for me once. Though, he does get moody a lot…but I guess I kinda get that…”
Northern Ireland: “Arthur has a stick so far up his arse, I swear he is a puppet. He won’t stop lecturing us or just being moody. It gets so old after awhile. No one wants to be related to a stick in the mud. I mean, like once every century he is fun and will play pranks with us, but most of the time he just tries to act like he isn’t related to us. Ouch, Artie, ouch.”
Ireland: “I do enjoy having some conversations with Arthur…but he really needs to learn to take a joke. He is really uptight and I am pretty sure wearing a frown that much is bad for your health. I know Saemus and I give him a hard time, but we really only want him to lighten up. Oh, and he needs to stop trying to boss us all around, it gets old and annoying really quick.”
To Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland, opinion on England, go
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