Requested by @Dirca2002: The reader enters the house grumpy and out of nowhere when Anti (or Dark) goes to lend it, she attacks them and ask them to teach them to teach her how to fight because she’s sick of idiots walking on her and Anti makes fun of her and the reader punch them.
A/N: Sorry it took awhile to make this one! Im a preschool teacher and school is starting back up so I’m getting busy! But don’t worry I’ll still be uploading your requests!
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You sat in your car, face planted to the steering wheel, groaning.“Fuck this car.” You growled trying to start the car for the third time. But of course, with your luck, the car wouldn’t start. You sighed and took your keys out of the engine. Opening your car door you walk out and look at your surroundings. Luckily, you were only a block away from your apartment.
“You need some help, sweet cheeks?” You look to see an older man standing behind you, he wasn’t close but you could already smell the alcohol on him.
“No, I’m fine. But thanks for the offer.” You say trying to sound polite, you smile and shut your car door. With a click the car was locked and you put your keys into your purse. Looking up you notice the man has gotten closer.
“Then let me walk you home.” His voice was slurred and his movement was slowed done. You rolled your eyes and started to walk away toward your apartment complex. “Now wait a minute darling, I wasn’t done talking to you.”
“No but I was.”
With that you walked faster, holding the strap to your purse tighter. Once you made it home you noticed the man was indeed still following behind you. You weren’t sure on what you could possibly do, if you went inside the man would know where you lived but if you stayed out you were sure something worse would happen. You risked it and ran into your complex and straight into your house.
“You look more annoyed than usual.” Dark said from his spot on the couch. You look to see him and Anti sitting on your couch watching what looked like a documentary on WW2, you chose not to ask.
“Teach me to fight.” Dark raised an eyebrow and Anti let out his signature laugh. You huffed and stalked towards Anti. “What’s so funny?”
“It’s just so funny! You! Fighting!” With every word he laughed louder and the more he laughed the hotter your face got. He noticed and took a few breaths to stop his laughing. “You don’t need to fight, you got us Darling.” With one swift movement you raised you hand into a fist and swung it towards Anti. Your fist made contact with his cheek, with in seconds Anti was glitching in and out of existents.
“Amazing.” Dark was filled with glee, you could just see the excitement on his face. “How’d that feel? I’ve always wanted to punch that glitch bitch for so long!” You rolled your eyes at him.
“Shut up Dark.” Dark knew by your tone that you weren’t playing around, with a sigh he fixed his tie and reached out and grabbed Anti by the arm. Anti stopped glitching and had anger in his eyes.
“Why the fuck did you punch me?” He growled, annoyed.
“You weren’t taking me seriously!” You crossed your arms and frowned at your boyfriend. “I had a drunk guy follow me home from my goddam broken old ass car! All I asked was for one of you teach me how to defend myself, you’re not always going to be around me!”
“What did the fucker look like?!” Anti growled forgetting about you punching him. “I swear when I get to him he’s gunna wish he was never born!”
“What are you going to do? Give his computer a virus? Let me handle this one.” Dark raised his fingers and with a snap he was gone. You looked to Anti and let out a sigh.
“I’m not a child, I can handle this myself if you just taught me some type of defense attack!” You whined, but Anti just shook his head and wrapped his arms around you. Pulling you close he whispered into you ear,
“If you hit someone like the way you hit me, I’m certain you’ll be fine.” You smirked and gave him a kiss. You knew that no matter what, you always had two demons more than willing to kill for you. And though it’s a weird thing to live with, you were thankful.
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A/N: I really enjoyed making this one! I’d like to think Dark and Anti both have a love hate friendship where they both would never admit to hanging out together willingly but we all know they do. Anyway I hope you all enjoyed! If you have a request for me just send a message!
Teach Me
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