haiku-robot:

revolverocelot:

Me: *isolated on the galapagos island for hundreds of thuousands years with my stagnant evolution*

Charles Darwin: *shows up*

Me: *gains the gift of human speach solely to tell him to fuck off*

me: *gains the gift of
human speach solely to
tell him to fuck off*

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