America: *nods and smiles as he pulls out note cards*
“Of course! So here’s the thing, Valentine’s Day isn’t super duper important. If you don’t have a partner, so what? You have friends! And more importantly, you have yourself! You don’t need to spend a whole bunch of money on someone, you can sit at home and watch movies all night! You can play video games with yourself or with friends. You can make the day whatever you want! You don’t need to have a partner….and think about this, super discounted chocolate the next day!”