MC: For the past couple of years, Natsuki has sent no less than four hundred death threats to The Pope. By carrier pigeon no less! They just, fly right into the Vatican! The latest one read as such.
Natsuki in the letter: Dear Chef Replacement, I just wanted send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you’re curious about the frequency of which I’ve sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I then proceed to have sex with. That’s right, I’M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY! Follow me on twitter @ThePinkFukr
Sincerly, Natuski
Monika: I can’t help but ponder the frightful headway we’d make if she put that sort of energy with her job.