Yugioh characters as shit I’ve said

pharaohzeth:

Yugi: I’m. Not. A. Loli. I may be short n cute but I have sth lolis don’t, I have boobs.

Atem: I don’t hate you, but I hope Amut eats your soul.

Seto: He may be the chief, but he does everything I tell him to, so I’m the chiefs chief.

Mokuba: I’m strong but my lil sis is stronger n she’ll beat the shit out of u.

Mai: For some weird reason all the guys that I treat like shit fall in love with me.

Rishid/Odion: You just don’t mess with her, she won’t stand for ur bullshit n she’ll kick ur lame ass.

Yami Bakura: I’m an asshole n it seems everybody loves because of that.

Marik: I’m just too lazy to do that, so I always get someone to do it for me.

Anzu: She tried to create a rumor of me being an easy girl? As if she hadn’t had sex with all the guys in school already.

Bakura: I’m more virgin than the extra virgin olive oil.

Ootogi/Duke: I don’t know why, I’m just naturally good at everything.

Jounouchi/Joey: I’ve been told I have a cute doggie nose, but I also have the cat girl anime fangs, so it have been proven that I am in fact a protagonist.

Mahad: You never come to school n when u do u only sleep, so y do u even come for? Just stop coming already so I can use that chair to put my stuff.

Honda: You make uncomfortable in so many ways.

Mana: I’m cute so it doesn’t matter if I do sth bad, I won’t pay the price of my actions, I’m instantly forgiven.

Evil Marik: I’ve been told that if stares could kill everyone I’ve ever seen would be 8 meters underground.

Pegasus: I just make the clothes look good.