Allen,would you rather eat Oliver’s cupcakes for a week or eat a whole beef steak?

hetaliawhatifs:

2p America: *curls up on the floor crying*
“Why?! WHY ME?! Neither option is vegan! Fine…give me the steak…I’ll take a sick day opposed to a week of death…probably literal death…”

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