England would you rather kiss France or America

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England: *gags at the thought before sighing*
“You are evil…but if I had to disgrace myself I would choose Francis…at least I can say I was drunk…or desperate…and it may not be too bad…”

France: *wiggles eyebrows*

England: *punches him in the face*
“Don’t get cocky, you git!”