Oooh! Would you rather…Hmmm…Would Allen rather eat an entire stick of NON VEGAN butter…or keep up a conversation with Oliver.

hetaliawhatifs:

2p America: *gasps in fear and anger before gritting his teeth*
“How daRE YOU! I WILL EAT YOUR GODDAMNED BUTTER! AND SMILE WHILE DOING IT! YOU BASTARDS!”

*a minute after realizing what he agreed to*
2p America: “O-oh…oh no…welp, still better than Oliver.”