Awwww! I’m so sorry Allen, but would you rather switch personalities or families (FACE) with Alfred?

hetaliawhatifs:

2p America: *looks at 1p FACE and bites his lip*
“Well…it would be nice to have a family…like a real one…but does that put Alfie with my fucked up bunch? Either way…porkchop is smart…so I guess I’ll swap families…Matthew is adorable…Francis actually cares and makes food…and well…Arthur, well ya can’t please everyone.”