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Dick: If you sense someone is hiding something, just say nothing, and they’ll automatically assume you know everything.

Dick: This rarely fails, even Jason fall for it. But it doesn’t work with Bruce. Bruce is shameless.

Tim: It’s kinda an enjoyment hearing you call Bruce shameless.

Front door: *sound of keys*

Dick: Watch me. *heads to the kitchen*

Jason: Dick, I’m-

Tim: Hi.

Jason: Oh. Hi. Where’s Dick?

Tim: In the kitchen.

Jason: *heads to the kitchen* Dick?

Dick:

Jason: Is there something wrong?

Dick:

Jason, holds Dick’s waist: Come on, what’s wrong?

Dick:

Jason, nuzzles: Are you mad at me?

Dick:

Jason, sighs, let go him: Look, I’m sorry.

Dick, flatly: Sorry for what?

Jason: I shouldn’t use your Robin uniform as masturbate material.

Dick, cups his face: I forgive you.

Jason: You do?

Dick: Yeh, I’m just upset about that you didn’t ask me first.

Jason: I-

Dick: If you did, you might not have to do it by yourself. *winks*

Tim: Not the kind of information I need to know, but point taken.

tim: not the kind of
information i need to
know but point taken

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