“There’s something I need to get off my chest.” Are the words that no girlfriend ever wants to hear, but when they leave Eren’s lips, she tries to keep her calm, to not tell at him and demand to know what it is that he’s done this time.
“Okay,” she says instead. “I’m listening, Eren.”
“The other night,” he tells her. “When we were in bed and you know I got your little friend out of your drawer and he was all like out of juice and everything and I was like woah that happened…” He rambles on, until she takes a deep breath and looks him dead in the eye.
“What are you trying to say, Eren?”
“I’m the one who stole the batteries out of your vibrator, sorry.”