roderich-edelfine:

the-disgruntled-cosplayer:

please never forget when prussia went to clean austria’s house and

wake up or pigeon shit’s gonna land on your head

i hc that Gilbert is a closet bird whisper. He can get them to gladly do whatever he freakkin wants to. They’re all 100% loyal to him because he’s their friendly neighbourhood dealer of birdseed. So getting some random pige to poop on Roddy is totally within his means lol