The Burden of 100% Completion 🎮 (Was almost done with this one when I realized @prozd did something similar, so this is my love letter to him cause he’s one of my favorite creators and inspirations. PLEASE check his stuff out, he’s amazing and hilarious!!)
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Main Story: Excuse me…um, it’s been like uh, ten hours, are you ever gonna get back to me?
Thomas: Yep, almost done over here.
Side Quest: Keep making those pies!!
Main Story: Yeah, but, I mean like, the world is in danger, your friends still need saving, and this dude’s asking you to like, what, open a shop?
Side Quest: But this is Important!!
Main Story: Yeah, sure it is.
Thomas: Almost done.
Main Story: Great.
Thomas: Almost…
Main Story: Ok
Thomas: Aaaaaaaaaand…done!
Side Quest: Thank ya!
Side Quest 2: Hello there!
Side Quest 3: ..help
Side Quest 4: There’s a large tree blocking my way…
Side Quest 5: [British accent] Can you help find my dog?
Side Quest 6: [Southern accent] Now there are some imps attackin my knee
Thomas: [to Main Story] just a few more minutes, ok? Sorry, you understand.
Main Story: What the *random video game noises instead of bleeping*
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