haiku-robot:

totally-accurate-em-quotes:

Oswald: I
wasn’t even that drunk last night!

Mickey: You
flirted with Ortensia.

Oswald: So?
She’s my wife!

Mickey: You
asked her if she was single, and cried when she said she wasn’t.

mickey: you asked her
if she was single and cried
when she said she wasn’t


^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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