Gryffindor: I’m going to take a gap year to make up for the sleep I’ll be missing until I retire.
Hufflepuff: I don’t know what I want to do for the rest of my life. All I know is that I like Cheerios.
Ravenclaw: I may not know the equation, but I know that all the scientists before Newton managed without just fine.
Slytherin: We throw shade at you that you could easily throw back, but you don’t! Why???
Houses as Things I Overheard Part One
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