Patton, Angrily: Did he hurt you?!
Virgil: Yes but don’t worry, I’m working on my revenge.
Patton: No you’re not.
Virgil: Look, I know about peace and everything but-
Patton: No Silly goose, I’ll do it. It’d be too obvious if you did it, He won’t see me coming!
Virgil: …………are you okay?
Patton: Never hurt a hufflefriend
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