2P! England: You know Franny you looove me~.
2P! France: *Scoffs* I’d sell you to Satan for a cigarette
2P! England: That’s silly! You know you wouldn’t..
2P! France: *Looks over at Allen* Do you think I’d sell Oliver for a cigarette?
2P! America: *Snorts* You fucking with me? Not for a cigarette.
2P! England: See! I told you-
2P! America: You’d do it for fucking free.
2P! England: *Gasps and puts hand over heart*
2P! Canada: *Scoffs* That’s rude to Satan.
(Inspired by @babyjayjay123)